How To - Laugh at Lawyers/Accountants sometimes

At Lawyers

Actual questions asked in court by lawyers :

  • Were you alone or by yourself?

  • Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

  • How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

  • You were there until the time you left, is that true?

  • How many times have you committed suicide?

  • The younger son, the 20 years old, how old is he?

  • Q So the date of conception (of the baby) was August the 8th?
    A Yes.
    Q What were you doing at that time?

  • Q She had three children, right?
    A Yes.
    Q How many boys?
    A None.
    Q Were there any girls?

  • Q you say the stairs went down to the basement?
    A Yes.
    Q And these stairs, did they go up also?

  • Q How was your first marriage terminated?
    A By death.
    Q And by whose death was it terminated?

  • Q Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    A All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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